- uterus:hey you're not pregnant
- uterus:hey just wanted to say it's been a couple of minutes and you're still not pregnant
- uterus:i'm going to just keep on telling you you're not pregnant in a violent bloody way for a few days
- uterus:and in case you're worried you'll be pregnant next month i'll tell you again ok because i care for you like that
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