• uterus:hey you're not pregnant
  • uterus:hey just wanted to say it's been a couple of minutes and you're still not pregnant
  • uterus:i'm going to just keep on telling you you're not pregnant in a violent bloody way for a few days
  • uterus:and in case you're worried you'll be pregnant next month i'll tell you again ok because i care for you like that

Source: b00kreader