Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide

  • Person on Tumblr:FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
  • Translation:You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
  • Person on Tumblr:HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
  • Translation:This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
  • Person on Tumblr:WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
  • Translation:You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
  • Person on Tumblr:THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
  • Translation:You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
  • Person on Tumblr:I want to have sex with you.
  • Translation:I want to have sex with you.

Source: lemonrow